I will not help you converse.

I will not get anyone to like you.

I will not make you smart or sexy or charming or funny.

I will not help you express yourself.

I'm not fashion.


Demo Recordings.

THE BARTENDERS: Demo Recordings on 7" Vinyl.
Limited to two pieces in a unique handmade cardboard sleeve with turn-over inlay.
Records produced by Duophonic.
Photos used in this design taken by my mate and myself.


A Theory on Propaganda.

Handmade cardboard box including three audio compact discs and one data disc:

  I Nationalistic Idolatry.
 II Non-Stop Distraction.
III Organised Lying.

Music compiled by The Cowboy Killer.
Photographs used in this design taken with all due respect and thanks from COSMOS AND DEMONS.